We must learn how to move past misfortunes because they are an inevitable part of life. But how can you forget the unintentional confession that you literally just pissed yourself laughing to your crush? Or telling your boss about your latest clothing mishap by mistake? You don’t. Of course, I’m texting the wrong person while I go. Now let’s look at a Reddit thread where users have been posting their most absurd and hilarious mix-ups that make them giggle and feel embarrassed.
1.
“I love you, my cute, pretty little princess,” I texted my boss. This was for my fiancée, who is now my wife. In any case, he said, “I love you too, sweetheart.”
2.
While high at home, I was texting my best friend from high school and the girl I was dating at the same time on different chats. I felt like I was being exploited and taken advantage of at the time, so I sent my friend a message that said something like, “He’s probably getting coked out again,” even though I knew my friend was dealing with addiction issues at the time. There was a dread that I had never felt before. Because I felt like I betrayed him by talking s**t, and because I adore my pals. I replied right away, saying I was sorry for the confusion. assumed responsibility. yet for a very long time felt awful.
BUT! That guy was one of my groomsmen and gave the speech at our wedding; I was his best man and spoke at his wedding as well. That girl is now my wife. I’m very delighted for him since it turned out that my text helped him see he had reached rock bottom and that he had made some really wonderful improvements.
3.
After working an overtime shift, I texted my boss to say I was leaving work early rather than my wife. Baby, you have my undying love. I’ll see you shortly.
Almost two years later, this man is still referring to me as his baby.
4.
Not me. When I initially started dating a lady in high school, she asked for my phone number. I gave her my mother’s while I was in a haze from adrenaline.
When I get in the car after play practice, she says, “So my son is a good kisser huh?” I wish God had taken me at that very moment.
5.
I once sent my aunt a lewd text message intended for my fiancée. I emailed my girl one day at work, telling her everything I planned to do to her once I got home. I gave it everything I had. didn’t hesitate to speak.
My aunt texted me 10 minutes after I sent the text, saying, “Oh, dear. This was sent to the incorrect person. Give it another go.”
6.
called the father of my wife, sugar tits. “Hows it going sugar tits?”
He chuckled and mentions it from time to time.
7.
My phone mistyped “Nazi detectors” in an email I was sending regarding sodium iodide (NaI) detectors. I almost emailed someone about purchasing uranium for Nazi detectors.
8.
I don’t have a poor text history, but I did once call my dad after drinking too much and couldn’t make it to the family reunion. I rambled on for 2.5 hours about what a wonderful parent he was.
He performed it during the meal.
No animosity It was rather funny, in my opinion.
9.
Unintentionally, I texted my grandmother a photo of a man a watermelon. That was two decades ago. She tells me about the image all the time and still has it.
10.
I nabbed myself a little bit while attempting to shave my penis with an electric razor. I sent my friend a photograph that I thought was humorous, captioning it, “when i ask the barber to take a little off the top.” However, I unintentionally uploaded a photo of my hairless, flaccid, and bloody penis to my public Snapchat story. Furthermore, it took around thirty minutes for someone to ask, “Did you mean to post this?”
11.
During a difficult period in my life, I had a friend who stole another friend’s phone and altered the autocorrect setting. He may have changed things for the worst. He substituted the N-words for the term people.
It was only discovered by the other friend when he group messaged business associates while on a business trip. “When do we have to pick up these Pfizer PEOPLE from the airport?” was what he intended to write. Naturally, the autocorrect altered that.
He lost his job.
Soon later, we came to understand that the first guy was toxic rather than oddball and humorous.
12.
back in high school, when my brother and I were students. When my dad drank, he would act rudely. In other words, my brother and I supported one another. One day, the entire family was watching a movie together in the living room. My mom, brother, and I had been there for a bit when my dad happened to walk in. My dad stated several things that disturbed me. I then proceeded to text my brother to tell him what a b*tch his dad is. I emailed it to my dad by mistake, though. My body experienced shock. But for whatever reason, my thinking switched to survival mode. because I felt like I was just shoving my phone into the couch’s crevice.
“Hey, I lost my phone. Can I use find my iPhone on yours to find it?” I said as I walked straight up to my dad. He took hold of his and exclaimed, “Oh, a text from my son.” I giggled and quickly took hold of it before he could read it. I then rang my phone and was fortunately not in danger. I’ve always cleared my communications with him since that day.
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I used to travel to little communities for my sales job, and autocorrect got me.
That evening, I was headed to a location known as Lancelin with the intention of meeting up with some pals.
I was responding to messages fast in between customer visits as we were trying to arrange a time to meet. Naturally, I was unaware that my phone had mistakenly translated Lancelin to “lingerie”!
“I’ll be in lingerie all day and should be home around six,” I wrote in a message.
It took some time to get over that one.
14.
“Hey Olivia, I’m out front,” was the text I sent to the girl I was going on a date with.
Natalie was her name. She didn’t leave at all.
15.
I tried texting my girlfriend while I was at work, saying, “I can’t wait to get home to f**k you in the a*s.”
I realised I had texted my mum after it was sent. It was not meant for her, I hastily added in the text. She said, “All right.”
We never discussed it.
16.
Oh my god.
At the time, my 21-year-old son was staying with me while he tried to make some arrangements and move.
Since I was using a Motorola Droid at the time that featured a physical keyboard, I had a tendency to type quickly and email things without proofreading.
One day, my girlfriend and I needed assistance with something and urgently needed an extra pair of hands, so I planned to text him, “Can you join us for a sec?”
I somehow double-typed the word “can you join us for sex?” in addition to the one word that you all knew was coming.
Upon receiving his grateful response of “uhh, I don’t think so,” I was perplexed as to why the f**k he wouldn’t assist us with something we were in desperate need of. I became aware of how I had messed up.
We never talked about it again after my heartfelt apology and clarification of what I meant to say.
17.
I didn’t like the person I was riding in the backseat of a car with. I sent my mum a text message about how horrible things were going, and I unintentionally sent it to the driver. SIRI READ IT ALOUDD TO EVERYONE OVER THE APPLE CAR PLAY.
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I emailed my supervisor a message by mistake that should have said, “I have a bigger problem.” I hit the N instead of the B. He is, in fact, black .
19.
I was an eighteen-year-old team leader at a sales-oriented company circa 2001. Mostly, I was messaging a girl on my team, really explicit stuff, while she was outside ‘working’ and I was on the commode. Simultaneously, I received a message from one of my team members. As a result, I unintentionally messaged my 40-year-old matronly colleague, Justine, about all the graphic things I wanted to do with her vagina.
My face was flushed, and Justine laughed it off.
20.
To begin with, let me say that I used to be a really large piece of s**t:
In our comparatively tiny town, my wife and I went out to lunch at Applebee’s when we were first dating. Circling the restaurant, I saw that there were a number of women that I had’relationships’ with before.
When I stated this, I believed I was messaging my flatmate at the time:
“Including *future wife* there are 5 girls at this Applebee’s that I’ve boned”
Rather, I forwarded it to my current spouse, who was seated across the table from me.
After that, there was a lot of damage control to conduct. this summer marks 15 years of marriage!
21.
While my MIL was staying at my house, I texted her. I was going to text my mum, saying, “ugh, MIL brought over a friend without saying anything,” because she brought a friend to meet my new baby without telling me.
22.
Without warning, he texted me a picture of himself at the gym. I replied with a copy and the words “Omg, what should I say?”
23.
Instead of telling my FIL that my wife was in labour, I texted my cousin in New Mexico. He just about made it to the hospital in time.
24.
I complained to one of my business partners about my M&A attorney in a very direct and colourful manner. A group text was sent.
Oh no.
Luckily, he was an experienced individual. I apologised over the phone and told him that I was losing my cool over the agreement. He gave me the opportunity to save face and even made me feel better by telling me that far worse things had been spoken to his face.
25.
having a non-profit job. The recipient was a staunchly conservative white Texan man. I texted him via voice message as I was going to be late:
“Sorry about the wait, man,” said I.
“I apologise for the white man,” said my phone.
26.
I accidentally texted my supervisor rather than my colleague. About what an arsehole our boss is. Haha.
To be honest, it worked out because we had a conversation and were able to release a lot of tension, but when I first realised, I was like, wow.
27.
While I was sexting one female, another started texting me to beg for tips about her automobile. I switched the two by accident. The girl I was first messaging was perplexed. However, the girl who enquired about her automobile was understanding and agreed to it until I realised what I had done.
28.
Not a bad text, but I knew a girl who rose to fame. She is currently a well-known actress.
Although I had her number for a long time, I never gave it to her or texted her. However, my friends and I had gone out to drink a few years after she had blown up. They even dared to give me my phone so they could play a game of truth or dare and SMS any old random individual.
Who would you guess they selected? “Can we meet tonight?” was the text they sent.
My desire was to pass away.
29.
An email instead of a text:
In the midst of a vicious custody dispute, I responded to an email.
I didn’t realise that my lengthy, somewhat harsh, “showing my cards” response was intended only for my lawyer’s eyes when I typed it. In fact, it “replied all,” including the opposing attorney.
30.
Upon seeing that my cousin had posted about facing a difficult circumstance, I naturally messaged her to find out more. “Hey, I saw your post on Facebook, what’s going on?” is what I typed. My experience with autocorrect was “Hey, I saw your pussy on Facebook, what’s going on?”
I attempted to send her a quick message to clarify my meaning, but for some reason none of my attempts were successful. After reading it, she became really alarmed.
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