Why Not a Bar of Soap?
You will undoubtedly be itching to cuddle up with your loved ones, have a satisfying dinner, and take a long, hot shower after being stranded in a coal mine for an excessively lengthy period of time. This man, who appears to be completely covered in mud, doesn’t seem overly thrilled to receive a cheap arrangement of flowers. We can’t blame him—we’re sure that gift is far down the list of priorities.
I learnt that it’s not just about the flowers when attempting to make someone smile after a near-death experience. With floral arrangements, it’s all about the arrangement and the thought that counts.
The Public Transit Lottery
Whether you’re riding a bus, train, or airplane, getting on one is always a bit of a crapshoot; you might sit next to someone who can’t stop talking, eats messy, or has less personal hygiene than you do, but it can also be just as bad to have a passenger wearing distractingly inappropriate clothing and falling asleep (like the man below). We hope our perplexed passenger is at least on a short ride.
At least the completely dressed chap sitting next to the improper guy has a buddy in the woman behind him, who likewise looks all too aware of the weird sight napping during their journey.
She’s Just a Little Possessive
Custom t-shirt printing has been a source of frustration for numerous helpless boyfriends and a favorite for many Etsy store owners. It’s a welcome warning sign for any woman who may have otherwise made the inconceivable mistake of conversing to this young man, even though the recipient of the clothing may feel humiliated. Nobody wants to step on a hornet’s nest while sporting a t-shirt that reads, “You are too close if you are reading this. My partner is with me.”
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