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That moment in an argument when you realize you’re wrong
“The realisation that you are mistaken during an argument is the worst thing ever.”
— unnamed
Funny life quotes about indecisiveness
“Hold on, I need to give it more thought.”
— unnamed
Just keep trying and maybe you’ll succeed
“As an adult, you have to fold a fitted sheet.” Nobody is truly sure how.
— unnamed
All three are important, but the funny bone especially
“You need a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone in order to succeed in life.”
—Reba McEntire
Wise words from Ellen DeGeneres
“Embrace your identity. Aside from being a serial killer,
Really, Ellen DeGeneres? I am joking.
Funny life quotes that puts things into perspective
“Remember that half of the population is more stupid than the average person.”
When nothing surprises you at this point
“At the moment, life is happening to me at a rate of multiple WTFs per hour.”
When people try filling your mind with their opinions and ideas
“People will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it, which is the problem with having an open mind.”
Bad decisions are a necessary part of life
“Experience leads to wise decisions. Making poor choices is the source of experience.
You won the race
“Remember that you were once the fastest sperm cell when you feel unworthy.”
When you speak before you think
It’s preferable to keep some things to yourself. which I usually become aware of immediately after saying them.
When your mind won’t turn off before bed
when your brain chooses to go back in time and recall all of your foolish life decisions when you’re attempting to fall asleep.
Maybe it’s time to let your brain take the driver’s seat
“I’ve stopped listening to my heart. Bad directions are given by that bitch.
The irony of this realization
“That embarrassing moment when you know you can’t do it while wearing Nikes.”
When your actions are “justified”
“Two wrongs make a good excuse, but they don’t make a right.”
You go to the store for one thing and come out with more than you bargained
“There is a three billion to one chance that you will go to the store for a loaf of bread and leave with just that.”
For some strange reason, this one really hit me
By the time the giraffe’s coffee reached the base of its throat, it would be cold. Have you ever considered that? No. You only consider yourself.
Google becomes your best friend when you need help
“It turns out that the majority of adult life consists of searching for instructions on the internet.”
At least you’ll have reliable results by the end
“I never repeat the same error twice. Just to be sure, I make it five or six times.
Funny life quotes about online shopping
