Searching for the greatest jokes to share throughout the holiday season? We’ve compiled a list of the top Christmas jokes that the whole family will love to help make your holiday season joyful and cheery. Read on for all the jokes that will make you laugh well into the new year, including amusing seasonal puns and cracker jokes.
1. For Christmas, what do snowmen eat? Iced cookies
2. What is the term for a youngster who rejects Santa? A dissident without a Claus
3. What was the cost of Santa’s sleigh? It was on the house, nothing else.
4. Who goes to Christmas without feeling hungry? He’s always stuffed, the turkey
5. Who is the most laid-back among Santa’s pals? Jack Frost
6. In school, what was Santa’s favourite subject? The chemist’s tree
7. What’s lighter than a feather but as large as a Christmas tree? A shadow
8. What is the best way to prepare Christmas trees for a night out? They are dressed up.
9. Why did Santa visit the physician? Due to his ‘bad elf’
10. Which of Santa’s elves can dance the best? Dancer
- In the winter, which athlete stays the warmest? A long-distance athlete
- What prevents Santa from consuming junk food? since it’s detrimental to your elf
- What prevents penguins from flying? due to the fact that they are too short to be pilots
- How are emails sent to Christmas trees? They sign in.
15. Why doesn’t Santa visit the medical facility? He takes care of his elf privately.
16. What Christmas present would you give your dog? A bone that moves
17. How do two Christmas trees communicate with one other? Reduce the intensity
18. What makes a foot a suitable Christmas gift? thus it works well as a stocking filler.
19. What is the term for snowmen’s children? Calm-dren
20. How did the ornament develop a Christmas addiction? He had a lifelong addiction to trees.
21. Who brings sharks Christmas presents? Santa Jaws
22. What was spoken by Santa at the beginning of the race? Ho, ho, ho! All set!
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23. What do you call an elf who is greedy? Elfish
24. How can you tell if Santa is present? His gifts are palpable.
25. How do sheep send each other Christmas greetings? To Ewe, happy Christmas!
26. How do angels of Christmas greet one another? Salutations!
27. At Christmas, who hides in a bakery? A minuscule spy
28. What kind of music is an elf’s favourite? Wrap
29. What Christmas presents did the farmer receive? A cowculator
30. Why can’t Christmas trees sew well? Their needles are always dropped.
31. How does Santa maintain a record of every fireplace he has been to? He maintains a journal.
